When it's hot I shit a lot
9/25/2025
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When it's hot I shit a lot,
Thus I bigot this valley of turds.
I piss on the side other a lake,
On which swims many birds.
When I poop heads of the great gods,
I poot mellifluous re sa ma pa dha.
Out comes jesus trinity muhammed allah,
My favorite krishna poking naked radha.
Coming out the puja pandal junk food,
Kulfi, bhelpuri, achar and masala pan.
The neon indoctrination heard alongside,
Torah, Bible, Gita and the fucking Koran.
My pious gas fills the hot noon air,
Explosively holy the aftermath.
The stench that reeks—takes weeks,
To dissipate when you do the math.
This is why I am on this rock,
Blessed this planet with my poop.
The female species are fools,
They're yet to partake in the scoop.
When fresh like mango the turds,
Slice and dice very very nice.
Sweet and bitter brings vomit to mouth,
You can cook with Indian spice.
This durga puja heat is bad I am sad,
My poop burns my asshole on exit.
My hole is gaped wide I confide,
There's nothing to do to fix it.
October may be even more hot,
I am sure I'll shoot cosmic shit then.
I may drown this planet if it's fluid,
I'll shit a diarrheal budhhist zen.