Lonely Rapist
A raw and provocative doggerel about church rapes in America
8/12/2025
Shit totally escapist I'm a lonely rapist,
I rape all the children in the city.
I also rape old loose cunts or men-fucks,
In old homes out of disgust—that's shitty.
But I feel bad when I'm not raping,
I feel lonely if I'm just left alone.
In jesus land the cunts are already daft,
Divinity makes them more accident prone.
Or the crippled loony outside the streets,
With grace, the unemployed homeless too.
I can't count how few animals I've fucked,
As I am the janitor of a mega-church loo.
I fuddle the muddled I fuck I cuddle,
Huddled all the fools conveniently.
If you want to rape find a church,
I savagely buttfuck the holy to fuck silly.
Raping mindfucked men women who are,
Already fucked by their imaginary lord.
I tie them to a chair and shit into,
Their pious mouths—of my own accord.
Holy despotic avarice causes rapacious,
Church temple mosque synagogue to rape.
I flood my crotch with tears when I think,
How goodly this service in every ass gape.
It's so holy, it's so pious, I'm joyous,
A world of joy, in my jolly belly jelly.
I fart in people's faces too, that's true,
Like a capricious god as shown on telly.
The pimp pastor uses oil castor,
Fucks only asses of repentent gents.
Blessed holy when I spy church men ogling,
Tiny girls, erect cocks in their tents.
Holy abracadabra plus or minus the umbra,
Penumbra is the always best choice I think.
Darker the thoughts, better my highs,
Gangraping while shitting, kink plus stink.
You know, like those high faluting things,
Thought by physicists who are intrepids.
"We're trying to find one single formula,"
I think about that, when I rape their kids.
Sometimes I feel lonely especially when,
My dick is inside a soft pretentious ass.
Don't know if it's my mind or my dick,
I keep fucking until the moment would pass.
Church is good for boys and little girls,
Busy parents should be thus, this be told.
A god, at least a janitor, in his stead,
Will bless their little fucks into gold.