Make America a Fuck Again (MAFA)
10/10/2025
I fucked the government to a halt,
Next black brown legal to be slain.
Also Red-Indian Mexican meat etcetera,
Make American steaks great again.
A department of war will go very far,
Bombast with bombs, that's already twice.
Dictators, thugs, defiants paying pals,
Moonlight Sonata with whiskey on broken ice.
Tylenol makes you autistic, shit caustic,
Acetaminophen, a pain, even to say it again.
And vaccines are like shitting on babies,
Let's make healthcare a righteous cunt stain.
Greedy as fuck, my shit gets stuck,
Like cunts of the posh baby mushy plushy kind.
I like to deflower them, right from stem,
Sink my teeth into the soft buttery rind.
Perched precariously on my foamy phallus,
Svelte cuties invaded and naked preteen.
I grunt while defecating ginormous turds,
Pinto America's favorite fart bean.
I flush I flush I blush in a hushed rush,
Biden's flush always woke and bluff.
The logs come floating back up,
Makes me scream I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
Land once of the frees, chop all the trees,
The men of oil rule, I like to think.
The weakest link always the honest men,
Their balls have shit that really stink.
Jesus doth knoweth, how shit will floweth,
Once we shit dishonesty in their brain.
The wise too disappoint me everyday,
Power drain, vain utter shit stain.
Let us say our prayers well and dwell,
Take servant girls and slap sense into them.
Fuck them fully for they know not what,
It's like to swallow god's oily semen.
Verily thus us, goodly we white men go,
And frack with impunity the black crust.
The rituals are rote, a boat on the money moat,
Safe with the white supremacist god we trust.
Also while we are at it, taking a smelly shit,
Fuck brown, the black, and the china men.
Jesus land is only holy alabaster white,
Of the white, for the white, by the white, amen.
My dick is now very stiff with tariff,
That's an old boneless baloney bullshit.
But most Americans are stupid fucking cunts,
Distract or they go digging the pedo-ring shit.
Holy ass fuck, hokey MAGA on a truck,
Lubrication the stupids will certainly need.
Decent Americans all gaped, mini cunts raped,
What we'll cover-up now is Epstein's deed.
Rapture to rupture MAGA's prolapsed anus,
It's written in that bullshit bible I think.
Fat fuck redneck dumb jumbo morons,
Can't believe I let them lick my shit stink.
The indian red, booze head, on a diabetic bed,
Flock with the feathered fools in casino.
With peyote they dance, in tense tragic trance,
Assured extinction in congressional slow mo.
Blacks also in obesity and dumb dump sacks,
On my calendar this group to especially fuck.
Of course the fat redneck MAGA get it too,
Poor or middle-class? Sorry bad fucking luck!
So suck my cock little girl, suck me real hard,
As if I'm your long lost dear dick daddy.
Picking you up from kinder-fucking-garten,
Like a whore in a world totally fucked already.
I'll incarcerate the diploid zygote killers,
Ban evolution and teach genesis instead.
I'll collaborate with mister oily and gassy,
Gang rape the climate crisis in the head.
I'll use long respectable longish words,
Respectfully fuck the sorry sciencey ass.
Euphemisms are goodly green examples of,
Gaslighting without any polluting greasy gas.
Our god's black Amex is a goodly Trump card,
Hallelujah I am finally totally back.
Like the second cumming of cunt christ,
I kick bloody the opposing ball sac.
Putin, you, bro Netanyahu, & I everything end,
In an orgy of the richest white power size.
Democracies subverted, thin Euro legs parted,
He who murders most wins the Nobel Prize.
Goodly thee thou, I will fuck you now,
Not those fucks but me gets the Nobel.
I ask Putin to assfuck the jew Netyanahu,
Then send him and other oligarchs to hell.
Sweet jesus's sweetest balls ideas these,
Squeezed like mother mary's honey tits.
Fondled in ass yes only white young lass,
Unborn girls through their preggo cunt pits.
Oh jolly that picture more stiff dicks make,
Than fucking whores in Ambien coma or dead.
I declare America a loose christian cunt,
I jizz inside silly Arab Most-Lame head.
I sell my shit on untruth unsocial as crypto,
How the fuck can I boil hate in shtick?
Yessiree the south-african whites I bring,
As ICE fuck brown, blacks legally with my stick.
Statistics with carrots, shticks and sticks,
Sometimes up asses I officially suppose.
Numbers that don't agree with me are wrong,
It's wise to pick only those I have chose.
My prattle sabre rattle mostly tattle,
Battle is really my home legal front.
A slim part is natty, mostly fucks or fatty,
And those curious cunts are blunt.
I gifted a dark age in a bacteriophage,
From Elon's nasty Nazi ass to be sure.
Not a frivolity who shits in the white house,
But in cancerous mouths waiting for a cure.
From my cuck chair I watch, Elon's a sasquatch,
Let loose in America, his Indian sweat shop.
After the honey buns it's my sweet soft bum,
Puckered for post presidential, my pants I drop.
But at least now I'm king, he's an underling,
Wrecking scrotum balls his, I daresay.
And also Ukraine is anal necrotic pain,
Either lick Putin's anus or fucking pay.
"Most-lame" very easy to always blame,
Gaza the new shopping plaza—methinks.
Using Israel's hack, I fuck them on a rack,
Double penetrate this hole that stinks.
India's a dirt-poor shit-brown polluted hell-hole,
Long turd like twisty names very hard to say.
With my terrorist pal pakistan and 50% TAX,
India my new shit pan I don't hafta pay.
Modi jolly jape joker wallowing in shitscape,
Hindoo my ploy, a toy in my ass I play.
They'll shit or piss in their own mouth,
Fuck dirtiest dumb brown stupids I say.
It's destined it's divine, helluva so fine,
Brown slavery by fiat + $100K visa pain.
And cunts won't be free with their cunts,
I'll make america a fuck again.
Postscript: I just think that whatever little opportunity this spark we call life has bestowed upon us—in the form we presently occupy as Homo sapiens—should be used to preserve the planet and all of nature that sustains us. These next four years the Trump ketamine kakistocracy will erase all the good that was ever done and only encourage petty, parochial tendencies and further destruction—and Nazify the already unhinged dipshit right. Indeed, the America where I once lived is extinct, as is all contemporary goodwill toward humanity and the Earth—will be massacred at the altar of frivolous and cheap fibs about differences between man and man that do not exist.
America, after the Second World War, was lionized as a melting pot of various groups, a hub of innovative and pioneering entrepreneurs. It represented curiosity, represented progress, and by freely sharing its research findings, it did more to dismantle the rigid silos of past centuries than we care to admit. But now, with religious Christian fundamentalism as its guiding force, it is no different from the Islamic world it wants to emancipate—one dogma against another, or is it three—just like old times, or from recent past like the three juicy tits of a homely whore I saw on Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall. America will go tits up, three tits up, if it keeps trying to pretend there’s something supernatural about it. There isn’t. Just greedy, narcissistic men with droopy balls who’ll fuck the nation, as I see it, in the ass, without lubrication.
These, along with the disturbing structural changes to the core American civil service, that is the indiscriminate winnowing in the name of elusive made-up efficiency, are mere distractions—buying the larcenous billionaires in the oligarchy enough time to flush everything good from the past and replace it with their treacherous version of the world: a kleptocratic monarchy. And here’s the clever part—all in the name of democracy.
The very people (MAGA) who voted these tyrannical ruffians in will be the ones to suffer the most ass gaping from what follows, as will everyone else in the US as well as the rest of the world, I’m sure—as the earth absorbs the shock of impact from this massive asteroid of idiocracy—or as I see it, idiocrazy. The motherfucking cocksucking American can-do ass-fucking is finally going to ass fuck itself to an underwhelming oblivion, an implosion from the rancor and spite of inbred white homogeneity, from being full of shit, especially from the pernicious South African white supremacist feces in the mix—at least for four years the country is going to go back to fuck, just like the founders could have never imagined even in their worst nightmares.
Well what do I care! I’m fucked anyway, one way or the other, the country where I am at, a parliamentary buffoonery, is permanently fucked—steeped in endless mythology, infinite gods, rarely coherent, all toxic narcissists—jamming the Indian postcolonial rectum are celebrities like the roisterous ramrod Ram with his docile wife Sita, juicy Jesus with mother Mary Tits, the fearsome Arab Allah of the miraculous beard fame and associated endless holy and superstitious shit-omelette bullshit. Fortunately my expectations are zero—I’ve given up—only waiting for death, the final delivery from the dejection that is myself. I can’t wait to be traveling through all the various hells that these organized religions go on about—and I’m sure they’re looking forward to my visiting them and testing the medieval torture equipments inside my derrière that they have stocked up through the ages.
